It's shaving Cream (5 things - Week 65)

Well, I used to think it’s shaving cream. But apparently, it's called, rather imaginatively, the "Vanishing Foam".

Just in case you missed out on the question (from last week’s blog), it was “What is the foamy stuff the referees at the World Cup are using to mark the location of the ball and the human wall during freekicks??”

It is good that it ain't any shaving cream brand on the market. I've found that these said markings on the pitch disappear in a minute or two. Not the best advertisement for any brand. Before we leave the subject, and I know the following is highly sexist, but it's really funny.

And just in case you had a doubt, the topic for this week will also be Football, specifically the FIFA World Cup that is being held in Brazil (see pic below).

I had remarked last week that I’ll be milking the imaginary teats (no pun intended) of this World cup cow. Well, if I had to compare this imaginary cow to another imaginary cow, it would be the ‘Kamadhenu’, the mythical sacred Indian cow. Like its mythical counterpart, this World Cup is turning out to be a gift that keeps on giving.

Last week, we talked about the spectacular goals, the really stupid red cards, the improbable results and the last gasp finishes. It was more of the same, and some more this week. As the first round drew to an end yesterday, and as half the teams got on the flight back home, we'll look at five major incidents from the first round.

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1. The goal of the tournament so far

Okay, there can never be an unanimous decision on this. So, I’m just going to punt for a personal favourite – THAT Tim Cahill goal against the Netherlands. Though Australia must have already left Brazil after their exit, they did themselves no harm with some spectacular, albeit unsuccessful, performances.

Many contenders have already put their names in the hat for the goal of the tournament, and you can expect more as the competition progresses into the latter stages.

2, The save of the tournament so far

Talking about hats, how’s this for one??

The Brazilians must have really felt that such a hat was blocking their path to the inside of the Mexican goalpost. Frustrating is never a compliment, unless you are associating it with a goalkeeper. And the Mexican Goalkeeper, Guillermo Ochoa earned his frustration badge, as he helped his side to a 0-0 draw with Brazil.

3. The pass of the tournament so far

If I’ve to be totally honest with you, neither did I watch the match, nor did I see this pass until like one minute before. From the match reports and post-match discussions on the social forums, I knew this pass was good. But deep within, I just felt that it was hype. But it ain’t.

This pass from Joel Campbell of Costa Rica to set up his teammate Marco Ureña score against Uruguay was, for a better word, AWESOME. And the Costa Ricans have been the story of the tournament so far. Drawn in Group D with three Top 10 FIFA ranked teams, a group the media was quick to term the “Group of Death”, the minnows Costa Ricans have come out of the group in the first place, without tasting defeat at the hands of the giants.

A “David vs Goliath” story is always an attractive preposition and the story continues as they take on Greece in the next stage of the World Cup.

4. The best defensive unit so far

Again, if I’ve to be honest with you, I like to watch games where both teams are attacking – it gives the match an edge we all like to see. And when I sat down to watch the Argentina vs Iran match, it was basically to see the Argentine attacking quartet of Messi, Aguero, Higuain and Di Maria, take apart the minnows from Asia. Well, it was not to be.

Even though they fell to a brilliant Messi strike in the added minutes of the second half, the Iranians held their fort against the Argentines and was more than a handful when they counter attacked. Another team which left the World Cup with pride in my opinion.

5. The ‘Oh my GOD!! How can he be so stupid?” moment

There was this stupid headbutt from Pepe on a Muller sitting on the floor.

There was then this punch from Song on Mandzukic on his back. (graphics might be exaggerated).

But, like you must have heard, Suarez bit Chelini. Again. For the third time in his career in fact. That's right, Ladies and Gentlemen. A grown man, a professional, playing under the watchful eyes of the entire world biting a fellow professional.

That takes the cake (again, no pun intended).

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Well, there wasn't any match today. So hope this would have sated your football hunger. I know this ain't no World Cup, but at least I tried..:D ;)

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Well, that's all for this week.

Hope you have a great weekend.

'til next week.

Spherical thing which has 20 people running after it (5 things - Week 64)

For the uninitiated, that means Football.

Still can't believe that we had to delve deep into the world of nothingness to get something to talk about last week. The week in which the leap year-ish ritual of watching football began again. The week which saw the peak of "what female counterparts should do during world cup" and "what you should do to come off as an intellectual football fan" messages.

*** While we are on the topic, read this article on why there's an "Unconscious bias" against females in football. ***

The week that passed saw my fellow nationals supporting other countries - usually, one after the another depending on who gets knocked out first with many already on their second team, thanks to Spain's early exit. By the end of next week, they would be left with a small pool of 16 teams to choose from.

Last week saw even the most casual of sports fan take a second look at the channel showing the matches. Why? Well, because it is the World cup. It's the biggest stage, which has the biggest stars vying for the biggest honour in the world of Football.

Even with such high credentials, regular football followers had expected a dour group stage as most of the teams would play cautiously to ensure a safe passage to the knockout stages. That has not been the case.

"Gung ho!!" seems to be the mantra that the coaches are whispering into the player's ears. Everybody's attacking. Not to say that anyone's complaining though. We've had last minute winners, spectacular goals, stupid red cards and thoroughly engaging games on the whole. There hasn't been a winner in only four of the 23 matches so far.

Even though the venue of the event ensures that the kickoff times are almost entirely ungodly, there has been no dearth of audience for the matches. And with the bounds and leaps social networking has gone in the past four years, I'm enjoying the match sitting at home, while actively discussing the events and tactics with friends scattered far and away.

Last time around I was on my way to my new job, when the World cup started. Being a novice, I asked my more knowledgeable friends which team I should say I support. Someone said "Spain" and that was it. But over the past four years, I've grown from a passive, casual football fan to an active, "give me more" kind of person. It's a change I've come to love.

And this world cup I didn't have to ask anyone before pledging my allegiance to Die deutsche Fußballnationalmannschaft, or the Germany's National football team as they are popularly known. And , going back to the topic of inherent sexism in football, it's nice knowing that there's a female friend who supports the same team as mine.

And it is on this enriching experience that we'll have a short post on for this week's "5 things".

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1. First winner of the World Cup??

Uruguay. (in 1930)

2. The team to have won the most World Cups??

Brazil. (five times)

3. The only team to have retained the trophy??

Brazil. (in 1958 and in 1962)

4. The latest defending champion to bow out in the group stage??

Spain (Winner of 2010 World Cup).

2006 winners Italy did the same in 2010 and 1998 winners France did the same in 2002.

5. Where the next two world cups are going to be held??

In Russia for the 2018 World Cup, and in Qatar for the 2022 World Cup.

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There has been much furore over the decision to let Qatar host the world cup for the year 2022. For a governing body associated with such a prestigious, global game, FIFA aren't covering themselves with glory following the various allegations coming up against them. John Oliver has a lot of things to say about FIFA and the world cup and he needs just 13 minutes of your valuable time.



I'll also be asking for a few minutes of your time next week, as we delve further into the controversy that is becoming the FIFA. Yup, that's right. I've decided to milk the virtual teats of the cow that is Football for a topic until the World cup is over.

And since you are such an ardent reader to have kept reading till now, I'll let you have a sneak peak on the next week's headlines.

(ONLY FOR YOUR EYES)

ON HERE NEXT WEEK :

What is the white, foamy stuff that the referee is spraying on the pitch?

husemeplz investigates.

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Well, that's all for this week.

Hope you have a great weekend. Meet you in the comment sections, if you are interested.

'til next week.

Random?? (5 things - Week 63)

There's always a pattern to the way I do things in my life. If given a target to achieve within a specific time period, I would start off in all earnest - planning, thinking, prioritizing and what not. But soon the initial drive will decrease, and I would start doing something else just cos I can. By the time the halfway point of the time period says "bye bye" to me, I start getting jitters and start working on finishing it, and mostly, finish the work by the 80-90% mark so that I can cruise to the finish line.

Such is not the way this blog gets written though. An idea is born everyday, an idea dies everyday.So, what you get is mostly what I think about on Fridays. There are the odd ones from other weekdays which make the list, but the net result of all this is that you tend to miss out on most of the stuff I would like to write about.

After the festivities of the month before, the past two weeks have been pretty dull with no special topics getting posted here. It's at times like these that the words of a senior of mine rings around in my head - "Don't try to force yourself to write. Write during a week only if you feel that it's worth to be written about." But the problem I would face in following that philosophy was the reason that most of my previous articles had an average of months in between their publishing here. 

Recently, someone advised me on the fact that trying is as good as winning. As you would expect I agreed with him 100%. But the problem was he was talking about things which are mainstream - things which people will applaud you for if you try for it.

We all remember the story of the king/general who fought an enemy army 7 times, and failed. But he was inspired by a spider to do it one more time, and eventually win. Now this story gets talked about a lot because it was a great job done by a great person, nameless though he may be. What we tend to forget is that there are people, who tend to love the non-mainstream. I won't ask you to go about singing about their conquests, but don't begrudge them with "Pffts" and "Mehs" if you can.

Anyways, RANT OVER.

For this weeks "5 things", we'll go through the five topics that came to my mind through this week.

Let's begin, shall we??

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1. Monday - Facts??

Did you know that there are two kinds of twins - fraternal and identical. Fraternal twins means that they began with two eggs and two sperms. In identical twins, there's only one egg and one sperm, but it splits into two later.

Well, this series was originally intended to be a "Did you know" series comprising of the things I learned during the week. And since it has been a long time since we had one such post here, Monday was spent thinking of what other similar/interesting facts I could dig up.

2. Tuesday - Nothing??

This is what I feel would be a grand post by itself. A blog about nothing. I end up thinking about such a post at least once every week, but all my ideas for it have failed to excite me till now.

3. Wednesday - Migraines??

Started off as a slight headache concentrated on the right hand size of my head. In the end, it became too much, and ended my day early. Migraines was the topic too, but I did not get much time to think about it.

4. Thursday - "Mom & Me"

See the above video. That is the call for a new reality show, set soon to be aired on a prominent regional channel. So, what the difference? It is calling for mothers and their newborn children to take part in it. During that video, the actress says something to the effect of

"if your kid has brains, beauty, and/or the capability to respond intelligently to external stimuli, and if he/she is between the age group of 1 month to 3 years, ..."

Tell me how a child of 1 month responds to external stimuli. And what skills is a child of 1 month going to show off in front of the camera. There has been very less research on the effects of reality show pressure on people (young and old), but I guess no doctor will advice a mother to take her child on something as stressful as this.

This was supposed to be the main topic of this blog, but I need to get my ideas in order before I can release it. Expect a full post on this soon.

5. Friday - THIS!!!

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Well, a few minutes spent on the beach side in the evening, swarmed as it was with crabs and rats, was well spent indeed. A few minutes alone should be made compulsory every week for every individual. To just sit there and count the waves was nothing short of magical. And a lot of thinking gets done in between too. ;)

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Well, that's all for this week.

Hope you have a great weekend. Meet you in the comment sections, if you are interested.

'til next week.

Aptitude (5 things - Week 62)

Let's go for a cliched beginning, shall we??

The Oxford Dictionary defines the noun "Aptitude" as "A natural ability to do something".

So what's the big deal with it right now, I hear you ask??

Well, with all things going well and by God's good grace, I'll be attending the second on-campus placement drive at the end of next month. Four years have passed since I've subjected myself to the rigours of aptitude tests. My attempt to test my aptitude at CAT last year was thwarted by the untimely arrival of Jaundice, which also played its part to put an end to my last career.

So, the oncoming tests and tribulations are, hopefully, the deliverance I've been waiting for since I can remember. Not to say that I'm studying my ass off or taking too much pressure from all this. In fact, the events of the just concluded week showed me up for being unprepared in many ways.

Aptitude. Again, that word makes it appearance. As an initial screening tool, most of the companies use Aptitude exams as a barometer to measure the capability of the interested applicants. Aptitude exams consists of mainly below tenth grade subject matter, derived from basic Mathematics, English and sense of logical reasoning. Of these, English is, thankfully, not that much of a problem for me (many thanks to this blog).

Logical reasoning for me is something which works superbly when it works, and fails miserably when it doesn't. And the other part is Mathematics. I've never failed to impress on anyone the undying love I've for the subject, with all its operators, x's, and integrals and transforms, etc etc. But I was stumped this week when I was asked what the root for a simple quadratic equation is.

That hurt the enormous amount of pride I had, and has resulted in some work on my part to brush up on the basics. And here, for the five things for this week, we'll go through some of the basic things in Mathematics.

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1. Solving a general second degree polynomial equation.

Remember the variations of ax2 + bx + c = 0 we had to do to solve for x?? Well, at least remember the equation for the roots, the sum of roots and the product of roots. Very handy for such problems.

2. Finding the LCM and HCF of a set of numbers.

The quest for the Lowest Common Multiple and Highest(Greatest) Common Factor is made easier by the Ladder Method. It's explained below.

And here's another example

3. Area of a triangle from the length of the sides.

Heron's formula, often pun-ingly claimed and used as Hero's formula is what you use to get the answer for this problem. Explained nicely in the picture below.

4. The values of sin, cos and tan.

These values are very useful when you are trying to find the height of a tree on the other side of river. Remember the angles of incidence, elevation and depression??

5. BODMAS

I know, you'll claim this to be very simple. But do remember this when you do your calculations.

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Even if you aren't preparing for an exam, I would advice you to go through such basic stuff once in a while. You surely wouldn't want to be in the position of the mother in the movie "1983", who had to escape from the scene when her child asks her what LCM is? :D ;)

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Old is Gold (5 things - Week 61)

I was at my cousin's home yesterday evening. playing hide and seek with my three year old nephew. That was when my cousin's cousin (my second cousin) came there to meet her with her two year old daughter. Now, I was playing negotiator between the two 'chottas', as they gauged each other up, and decided to share the toy resources.

Seeing as they both wanted the same things, while not being generous enough to share or divide the toys, we decided to keep them busy with cartoons, and my cousin put on the "Tom & Jerry" DVD. As the cartoon began, I was baffled by how fast the fighting siblings put their differences aside and started to enjoy the show.

This little episode reminded me of the time when my brother and myself would settle all our differences when it was time to watch cartoon shows in our childhood. And for this week's post, we'll be going through a few of those good, old shows.

P.S. This list is not the order of my preference among these shows. I'm just jotting down as I recollect them.

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1. Spongebob Squarepants

How naive can you be? Not as naive as Spongebob for sure. The hours spent watching this series reminds me of the good old times like anything. And even though I was not sure of how Patrick could be like, well, Patrick, growing up has opened up to me to the effects of pot and now I know how.

2. The Flintstones

A dinosaur to cut your lawn, another to trim your beard. One to take your picture, another to fly you across land and sea. One thing you can never level against Flintstones is the lack of imagination. They used the dinosaurs to do everything, and created a wonderful stone age for us to enjoy.

3. Rugrats

I wonder if we ever were like these "Rugrats" when we were little. I wonder if my nephew thinks like Tommy. But I can assure you that if we were to be anything approaching such hyperactive kids, we would behave exactly like them.

4. Dexter's Laboratory

Before the other Dexter series came into being, the word Dexter brought to our mind a nerdy, little boy in a labcoat, trying his level best to outwit his enemies, and keep his sister out of his lab. A jolly good way to spend your time. And the first show to teach me a little bit of French, "omelette du fromage", even though I'm being told that it's wrong now. The correct way to say “Cheese Omelette” in french is “Omelette Au Fromage”.

5. Tom & Jerry

Now, if there is a cartoon series which can rival Charlie Chaplin movies for their universality, it is Tom and Jerry. Going beyond age, race, language and location, this is one show that appeals to everyone. To give you an example, I've watched this with my grandfather, my parents, my brother, my friends, and recently with my nephew. It's something else, isn't it?

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Only five shows have been mentioned here. Scooby Doo; The Jetsons; Courage the cowardly dog; Ed, Edd and Eddy; Powerpuff Girls; Looney Toons; Fairy OddParents, etc etc .. This is excluding all the story based series like Swat Kats, Centurions, Samurai Jack, etc. In between all these shows, we have grown up to be what we are, with these cartoons modulating our viewpoints and expectations. Looking at the current crop of cartoons that are being shown, I wonder how my nephew's generation will grow up.

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Last month has been monumental for us over here at "Excuse Me Please". The number of contributor's here has DOUBLED!! From one to two, that is. My brother has generously supplied us with a poem that he has written, Number 9. And if all things go well, we'll have another guest writer over here this coming week. And for all this, we've to thank you all for being here. In the past month, we've had nearly 1000 visitors and that is something. We hope to see you here again and again and again. ;)

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Well, that's all for this week.

Hope you have a great weekend. Meet you in the comment sections, if you are interested.

'til next week.